Silence! I kill you!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Me. I kill you.

That, folks, is a line from the funniest darn comedy thing ever! The one and only Achmed the dead terrorist! Created by the awesome ventriloquist Jeff Dunham. Definitely recommend checking this out on youtube...choose the Achmed video that's about 10 minutes long and get ready to keel over laughing.

Onto my fascinating personal life. I spent some time with my family last week. Every time I spend quality time with my relations I have end up wondering how on earth anyone who has met them can be surprised at my rather odd sense of humor. For goodness sake my relatives sit around talking about cross dresser dudes and how they hide their dangly bits! Even my grandma took part in that one! Now, doesn't this explain my...um...uniqueness?? I was doomed from conception to be twisted and warped. It's okay though, I've accepted the fact that I have a sense of humor few people get. And that's okey dokey with me as, to be honest, I crack myself up!

Do you ever wonder why there are no twelve step programs for those people who are addicted to whacking people every time they see a Volkswagen bug and holler "slug bug!"??? I think it would be poetic justice to have a roomful of these gooberknobs whacking each other senseless instead of bugging us normal folks who find this grating.

It is nearly Halloween and I feel obliged to share my list of preferred horror/horror-ish movies as I am somewhat of a fanatic about these types of flicks. Here we go. (not in any specific order by the way)

Shaun of the Dead (one of the funniest zombedies, heck one of the funniest movies ever!)
Land of the Dead (wonderfully gory special make-up effects and an awesome satire)
Dead and Breakfast (hilarious and twisted!)
Wrong Turn (pretty good believable monsters and lots of action)
Dawn of the Dead (there are 2 versions of this film and both have certain aspects which
make them worthy of this list)
Day of the Dead (gotta love a movie where the whacked out mean army dudes and scientist get
what's coming to them)
Dead and Deader (a frickin riot!)
28 Days Later (fairly cool spin on the zombie idea)
Bride of Chucky (omg frickin hilarious!)
Feast (the character intro bios are awesomely funny and the movie is pretty action packed
and humorous)
Halloween (a classic. and most of the sequels are pretty entertaining in a cheesy movie way)
Slither (wonderfully sarcastic, dark, dry humor!)
Phantoms (pretty original in many aspects plus has Ben Affleck in it so has the hottie factor)
Idle Hands (laughed my butt off)
Undead (pretty original sort of zombie film with wonderfully obnoxious humor)
The Exorcist (classic)
Resident Evil trilogy (full of action and loads of cool zombie moments)
Return of the Living Dead movies (beyond hilarious!)
Poltergeist (that creepy ass clown part still gives me the heebie jeebies)
Dead Silence (pretty original and has one of my fave cuties mr Wahlberg in it)

That's just some of my personal faves. Of course, I have oodles more I enjoy but these are some of the most entertaining ones.

I loathe homework.

I am considering moving to a deserted island, naming it Z and living out the remainder of my days on my island. I would bring a lifetime supply of generators and whatever it takes to run them, my books, my cats, my movies, a groovy tv and a couple dvd players. Oh yeah, and a huge, comfy recliner in which I will veg for the remainder of my days. I suppose I'd need a phone so I could call my peeps from time to time...heck, maybe even throw the occasional island bash. That would really rock.

*Ginormous sigh* Reality sucks.

My cats are strange little fellows. I am becoming concerned that they may be gay. That fact in and of itself isn't upsetting, just that they don't feel comfortable enough to tell me about it. Of course, I could be way off on this. It's just that they seem to enjoy wrestling around and cleaning each other an awful lot. Hmm. Guess I'll have to wait and let them tell me their sexual preference (whatever it may be) when they're ready.

Well kiddies, I am all blogged out for the moment so, until next blog, LATER!

still looking for catchy farewell catch phrase thing.....

I'm outta here