Things that make you go "wtf mate?"

I am now the proud owner of a shiny chicken. It is actually a customized Ty Beanie Baby rooster, but it totally rocks. Mrs. Coke saw him at a yard sale and took him home where she proceeded to aluminum foil the little feller into his current shiny chicken state. I shall post his picture on here as soon as possible. I have been wrestling with what to name him--Bueford? Horace? Sheldon? Poindexter? Luminum? Al? Aw hell, I don't know. Feel free to make suggestions.

Party police. What an interesting concept for a Court TV show. Rather reality-ish if ya ask me. But I must admit I find it humorous to see dingy little hussies busted by cops and hauled off in cuffs while wearing their ridicuously miniscule bikinis. Wow, some dude has bright green hair pulled back in a ponytail and an alarming number of topless chics in his boat. Wow. Some feller is getting arrested for drunken boating and he is a bit unhappy about it. Hehehehehe. He just called a cop 'pumpkin'. Our society is just amazing in it's stupidity.

Later!